[joke] Aneka Teknik PDKT

Cowok: Mbak, bapaknya ahli perbintangan ya??
Cewek: Ah.. tidak, memang kenapa??
Cowok: Saya lihat bintang di mata mbak…😀

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Cowok: Maaf mbak, jangan terlalu lama duduk di kursi itu, pindah di deket saya saja
Cewek: Loh?? Kenapa??
Cowok: Takut dikerubung semut.. soalnya mbak manis..😀

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Cowok: “Mbak punya obeng nggak?”
Cewek: “Hah? Gak punya tuh.”
Cowok: “Tapi kalo nomor telepon punya,kan?”

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Cowok: “Sayang, kamu itu seperti sendok…”
Cewek: “Kenapa?”
Cowok: “Karena kamu ngaduk-ngaduk perasaan aku…”

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Man: “Are you an Interior Decorator?”
Woman: “No. Why?”
Man: “When I saw you enter, the room became beautiful”

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Man: “Are you religious?”
Woman: “Yes ”
Man: “Good, because I’m the answer to your prayers.”

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Man: “Baby, did you fart, Cause you blow me away…”

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Man: “How is your fever?”
Woman: “What Fever?”
Man: “Oh.. you just look so hot to me…”

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Man: “Wow! I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!”

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Man: “Can I get a picture of you to prove to my friends that angels do really exist.”

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Man: “Wow! How did you do that???!!!”
Woman: “Do what?”
Man: “Look so good…”

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Man: “Hey, I lost my phone number.. can I have yours?”

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Man: “Hey Laura!! (Big HUG), I haven’t seen you FOREVER!!!! (Huge KISS) Wow, you’ve really have changed!!!
Woman: “Wait, I’m not Laura..”
Man: “What? Oh my God, You even changed your name!!!

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